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NOTE: This song was written for the competition at SongFight.org, where each week entrants write a new song using the song title the site gives out. The title for the week I entered was "And Counting", so that is how the song got its name.
And Counting
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MC Eric B is my name
and Songfight is my bitch
gonna bury all the other singers
in a 6 foot ditch
Most of the tunes are stale
with lyrics I can't even hear
after playing their songs
I wanna cut off my ear
Give me something that's fresh
to stimulate my mind
take me away on a vacation
from the daily grind
It's lucky for you
that I arrived on the scene
wiping away all the old formulas
and starting again clean
Some call me prolific
I drop at least one hit a week
sometimes I even write a song
while I'm taking a leak
Crazy and outta control
like a guest on Jerry Springer
I'm redefining what it takes
to be a Songfight singer
Chorus
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Hail to Songfight
a battle of the best
there can be only one winner
in the ultimate test
As all the gold records
on my wall keep on mounting
I rule this Songfight
number 500 and counting
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I'm a renaissance man
a jack of all trades
I watch PBS and C-Span
but still kick ass at arcades
Like a spiritual leader
my words are deeply poetic
I draw you into my world
with a lyrical force magnetic
While others mumble their lines
strumming their boring old guitars
You'll only hear tracks that rock
from this Internet star
I'll make ya dance to my hip-hop
or make you cry with a ballad
I fill the forums with reviews
with points insightful and valid
Somebody call the police
there's a murder going down
I'm slaying all the competition
in Songfight town
Chorus
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Hail to Songfight
a battle of the best
there can be only one winner
in the ultimate test
As all the gold records
on my wall keep on mounting
I rule this Songfight
number 500 and counting
Long live Songfight, baby!
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