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NOTE: This song was written for the competition at SongFight.org, where each week entrants write a new song using the song title the site gives out. The title for the week I entered was "Evil April", so that is how the song got its name.
Evil April
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She was born
with a rebel yell
that girl was trouble
everyone could tell
The look of the Devil
glowing in her eyes
when it came to ugly
she always took the prize
A schoolyard bully
picking on the little boys
BB guns and M-80's
were her favorite toys
She swore like a sailor
smoked smelly cigars
would go shot for shot
at biker bars
Then one day she decided
to play a little prank
she broke into the Army base
and stole a Sherman tank
She cruised that tank
all round the town
a blockade of Staties
couldn't even slow her down
Like back in the days of
Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull
so began the legend
of Evil April
Chorus
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They called her Evil April
She was the meanest girl in town
whenever people tried to smile
she would change it to a frown
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She was mean and nasty
dirty and fowl
cross between Cruella DeVille
and Mr. Simon Cowell
Took candy from a baby
kicked cute little puppies
keyed all the fancy cars
of those uptight yuppies
She'd stab you in the back
trip you just for fun
once put a kick me sign
onto the back of a nun
She loved to torture
causing trouble was her plan
of snuff films and Hitler
she was a big fan
Then one fateful day
April went a little to far
she took a massive dump
in the Sheriff's car
Then all over his house
she spray painted her name
and posted the photo to Youtube
giving it Internet fame
After that nobody ever
heard from April again
so that's the end of her story
Hallelujah, Amen
Chorus
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They called her Evil April
She was the meanest girl in town
whenever people tried to smile
she would change it to a frown
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