Song Title: The Return of Eric B


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The Return of Eric B

Intro:
You thought that I was down for the count...
That I was as dead as a old hard drive that won't mount...
But now I'm back like a server reboot...
with my lyrical genius, your minds, I will pollute

Verse 1:
For those who worried
that this superstar would be MIA
that I'd retire rich
and move away

For those who thought I'd slowly fade out
or jump the shark
that my performance would fall
below the hip-hop benchmark

Come take a journey
with this mellifluous nerdcore rhymer
study closely my words
like a hot new software primer

Chorus:
Come on and download me
encrypt and binary code me
stuff all of my bits
into little data packets
send me into even higher
IRS tax brackets

Verse 2:
My name is Eric B
and my skills are off the hook
geeks devour my records faster
than the latest O'Reilly book

I make haters fall apart
like software that's decompiled
I render them as useless as a site
that's been hacker defiled

I expose them naked
like a wire I'm gonna to strip
my words compute with more power
then a parallel processing chip

Chorus:
Come on and download me
encrypt and binary code me
stuff all of my bits
into little data packets
send me into even higher
IRS tax brackets

Verse 3:
My talent's how I explain it
to all of you in the vernacular
that's what makes my rhyming
oh so spectacular

I don't need no record label
I drop all my songs for free
don't care about the RI-double-A
or fancy copy protection schemes

Groupies follow me around
like I'm a big rock star
soon I'll need some bodyguards
and an escort by police car

Chorus:
Come on and download me
encrypt and binary code me
stuff all of my bits
into little data packets
send me into even higher
IRS tax brackets

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